You are literally obsessed over nothing , Nothing!!!!!
Krishna Christ Issa pay the price
Gonna watch the sun come up this morning. Unfortunately I also have to work eight hours starting at seven so…..
Blah blah blah everything’s going great minus the blah blah and the blah blah godihopeidieinthemorningandidonthavetodealwithanythingeveragain
God I hate really synchronistic songs that come on in bars when Im at that level of drunk where I really start noticing every little thing starting to speak to me
You know what would be hilarious? A photo blog of your drunk ass slowly and precisely eating that shitty ramen you made at 1:30 in the morning cause you know everything is stupid, especially you. That sriracha delicately kissing your tongue while tiny little bits of fried egg float gracefully through the swathe of indigestible broth floating in that bowl. You’re also watching Space Dandy, when I say watching I mean you have it on in the background cause you’ve already seen this one and you’re probably a little too drunk to even focus enough actually watch it, all while you wait for this girl who is probably not that into you to text you back but you’re too stupid to tell what’s going on so you keep faith that your good looks and whatever personality you have keeps that dream alive all while being on the brink of puking every couple of minutes so there’s that constant concerted look on your face as if you just received some dire news about your mom who happens to be in prison at the moment. But I digress……….